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Happy Monday everyone! Today, I discovered a button on a website that makes a loud eagle screech when I press it! *press*- “SCREEEEEEEEE!!!” *press* “SCREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!” I LOVE IT!!!!
You know what time it is! We got another issue of Monkey Monday for you. We’ll be looking at ____, we’ve got a new monthly playlist to check out, a new interview, and more! Hope y’all enjoy, and have a great week!
Monkey Monday 2 #10, button-pressing in…
No, no please, no, it can’t be.
No.
NO.
NOOOOOOOOOOO
HE’S BACK
VROOOOOOOOOM
Last week, I brought a TV into my room so I could play switch with my friends! That means playing Mario Kart has become much more convenient! With my renewed exposure to this masterpiece, I think it makes sense to make a…
MARIO KART 8 DELUXE COURSE TIER LIST
Disclaimer: This will be based off of 200cc, as I am an absolute DAWG at this game and don’t race anything slower. I also will be including DLC tracks! Lastly, within tiers the courses aren’t really ranked, as their rankings could change on any given day for me. Anyways, let’s go!
Our Template
City Courses
Paris Promenade
Paris Promenade*
Tokyo Blur
Sydney Sprint
New York Minute
London Loop
Berlin Byways
Amsterdam Drift
Singapore Speedway
Bangkok Rush
Athena Dash
Vancouver Velocity
Los Angeles Laps
Madrid Drive
Rome Avanti
Starting with the worst tracks in the game, we’ve got all the city courses! These courses are all (as far as I am aware) lazily imported from the mobile Mario Kart Tour game. Being that they were made for a mobile game, the courses aren’t all that great.
THAT BEING SAID, they don’t all suck. Paris Promenade, when it came out with the first wave of the DLC, was really awesome, so I don’t mind it. But as they kept coming, and coming, with each new wave, I got sick of them as a concept, as it just felt so bland and lazy. But yeah they don’t all suck, but as a collective whole they are the worst.
Barely Played/Don’t Remember
Daisy Circuit
Rosalina’s Ice world
Riverside Park
Moonview Highway
Piranha Plant Cove
Mario Circuit (DS)
Waluigi Stadium
Yoshi’s Island
If you have a keen eye, you would notice that these courses are all from the last few DLC waves, which was sadly after my prime Mario Karting days. I only played these ones enough to get 3 stars on 200cc, which took me like 1 or 2 tries. It hurts to be so good sometimes. While I can remember parts of these tracks, it didn’t feel right to just throw them in a random tier based off vibes, so I made them a separate tier.
Meh
Cheep Cheep Beach
Cheep Cheep Beach*
Royal Raceway
Sky-High Sundae
Daisy Cruiser
Ninja Hideaway
Excitebike Arena
Animal Crossing
Toad’s Turnpike
Mario Circuit 3
Baby Park
Kalimari Desert
Sunset Wilds
So now we get into the “Meh” tracks. I did literally just say that these aren’t really ranked within tiers, but the courses in this tier are NOT all created equal. The courses here range from me having played them a BUNCH and don’t care for them much anymore, to just straight up bad courses (shoutout sunset Wilds, the most boring course in the game). But yeah, courses like Cheep Cheep Beach and Royal Raceway aren’t too bad, they just pale in comparison to the higher placements on this list.
Good
 Bone-Dry Dunes |  Dry Dry Desert |
Donut Plains 3
Twisted Mansion
Bone-Dry Dunes*
Mario Circuit (GBA)
Dry-Dry Desert*
Wario Stadium
Sherbert Land
Music Park
Hyrule Circuit
Wild Woods
Super Bell Subway
Shroom Ridge
Sky Garden
Snow Land
Merry Mountain
Rock Rock Mountain
Boo Lake
Onto the acceptable courses! These courses are all fine I suppose, but are mostly filler for the better courses in the game. Some of these are pretty memorable though, such as Twisted Mansion and Sky Garden.
Great
 Dolphin Shoals |  Cloudtop Cruise |
Toad Harbor
Dolphin Shoals*
Mario Kart Stadium
Water Park
Sweet Sweet Canyon
Thwomp Ruins
Shy Guy Falls
Electrodome
Cloudtop Cruise*
Bowser’s Castle
Tick-Tock Clock
Piranha Plant Slide
Grumble Volcano
Rainbow Road (N64)
Dragon Driftway
Rainbow Road (SNES)
Ice Ice Outburst
Cheese Land
Rainbow Road (MK8)
Maple Treeway
Peach Gardens
Rainbow Road (3DS)
Squeaky Clean Sprint
Koopa Cape
Bowser Castle 3
Yoshi Valley
Alright, we’ve reached the largest group in the list. The courses that are all great! These courses make for fun, solid races. These range from quirky tracks like Dragon Driftway, to really easy, but well designed tracks like Dolphin Shoals and Water Park. These may not be the best of the best, but there are lots of memorable tracks here!
Hood Classic
Wario’s Gold Mine
Mute City
Coconut Mall
Mount Wario
Yoshi Circuit
Wario’s Gold Mine*
Sunshine Airport
Choco Mountain
Toad Circuit
Rainbow Road (Wii)
Mushroom Gorge
Waluigi Pinball
DK Summit
DK Mountain
Alright now we are getting into the certified bangers. There’s not much difference between this tier and the highest tier, besides how I was feeling when I made the list. These courses are all awesome and memorable. Some CLASSICS are in this tier, such as Coconut Mall, Mount Wario, Wii Rainbow Road, and Toad Circuit (yes, Toad Circuit, it’s the best simple course in the game, fight me.)
VROOOOOOOOOOOOM
 Moo Moo Meadows |  Big Blue |
Big Blue*
Moo Moo Meadows*
Neo Bowser City
Ribbon Road
Mario Circuit (MK8)
DK Jungle
We’ve reached the MAGNUM OPUS of this game, the top 6. These courses are my favs. Big Blue is so GRAND! I get to drive past your mother on Moo Moo Meadows! Neo Bowser City is a MONSTER on 200cc, with some of the hardest turns in the game. Ribbon Road is super colorful and always competitive! Mario Circuit is so simple, yet so competitive, really testing your fundamentals. And DK Jungle is just SO COOL AND FUN AND HAS FROGS!
Anyways, thank you for reading all that. If you think you can beat me on 200cc, pull up to my suite and I’ll show you who’s boss. So yeah, this list definitely doesn’t reflect my thoughts on every single track, but is just a general, rough ranking so I have an excuse to talk about this game.
Final List!
-Nate
Pick of the Week
Aight y’all, it’s that time of the month! We are about halfway through November, which means we need a new playlist!
Got a bit of a twangy one for y’all this month. There’s lots of Jason Molina, MJ Lenderman, DERBY. Give it a listen if you want.
-Nate
Is It Ripe?
Speaking of MJ Lendermen, decided to give this album a nice, thorough whirl, as it’s been saved in my library for some time. We got a nice, twangy, singer-songwriter banger by Mr. MJ, which I first heard about from various critics’ top albums of 2024. Lots of critics liked it, and I do too.
This album kind of rocks. I like it, maybe you will too, maybe you won’t. Go listen and find out.
Favorite Songs: Manning Fireworks, Joker Lips, Wristwatch, Barking At The Moon
-Nate
Ripeness: 8/10
Interview Time!
This week we are interviewing the great AVA
Ashley’s Animals
The Stellar’s Sea Eagle is one of the largest raptors in the world, as well as the largest of it’s genus. They have a wingspan of 6’5”-8’2”, a weight of 11-21lbs, and stand up to 3’5” tall. |  |
S.S.E.’s are monogamous and both parents take equal part in building their large nests and taking care of their chicks. |  |
S.S.E.’s will make nests on steep rocky outcrops or in tall, open treetops in coastal areas all the way from Siberia to Northern Japan. They will reuse their nests year to year. However, these nests can weigh hundreds of pounds, and will sometimes break the branches they’re built on. |  |
The S.S.E. is an expert fish hunter and mainly eats fish, but will also eat other small animals such as mollusks, carrion, and whatever they might steal from other local birds. |  |
The S.S.E. is a protected and vulnerable species, with an estimated 4000-6000 individuals in the wild. This is partially due to eating lead contaminated carrion, and other food sources being depleted by over-fishing and overpopulation. -Ashley |  |
Parin’s Proverb
Flame
A pillar of life
Flame
A pillar of death
Same thing, different man.
Which man are you?
A house is built on the corpses of trees. To build, one must break. To grow, you must suffer.
Can you believe this guy.
Quan Quotes
Verse Of The Week
Your throne, O God, is forever and ever. The scepter of your kingdom is a scepter of uprightness; you have loved righteousness and hated wickedness. Therefore God, your God, has anointed you with the oil of gladness beyond your companions;